#SrslyMiami?

Because you can't spell "Miami" without "inappropriate"

I just want to make someone in miami laugh.

@srslymiami

TEDxMIA is tomorrow!

How I feel:

Meet up?

On Dating

When my date refers to Apple as really “open-source” -

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When my date says he’s an active Redditter:

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How I Feel About Ultra Music Festival

When I realize that Calvin Harris, Alesso, Kaskade, Carl Cox, Swedish House Mafia THE ENTIRE LINEUP is going to be off the hook:

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Attending as a 25+ year old:

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When I think of 16 year olds tripping on E or whatever the kids are doing:

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Fuck it, I still want to go. Buy me a ticket plzzz.

How I Feel About #SocialMediaWeek Miami

When I found out about it:

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When I saw some events were being held at the Mondrian Hotel in South Beach:

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When my bosses wouldn’t give me a day pass to attend today’s events:

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Reading all the awesome Tweets about the dating panel and realizing I wasn’t consulted:

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Check out this week’s schedule hurrrrr.

When A Guy Tries To Make Small Talk With Me At a Bar

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When he mentions that he loves tacos:

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How I Think Men Feel About South Beach Babewatching

When I End Up In Himmarshee Village (Fort Lauderdale)

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When My Brother Tells Me He Ran The A1A Half-Marathon

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Just kidding. I love running. Awesome job, bro!

Parking In Miami

When I have to pay for valet or a garage spot:

When its close enough to walk to from work: